Chow's Schnitzel Review Tour

adelaide '06

Review: 26th May 2006

The Emu Hotel, pokies and Keno are the only things worth coming here for (Photo not modified)

Beef Diane (photo not modified)

Service: 2.5
Presentation: 1.0
Quality: 0.5
Value: 0.5

Comments: "Back to the salad bar for me!", we did win Keno, but the following list sums it up:

-BiLo style schnitzel
-Lumpy Gravy
-Over priced
-Rubber meat
-Coating fell apart
-Oily taste

Score: 1.125

Chicken Parmigiana (Photo not modified)

Chicken Parmigiana on closer inspection (Photo not modified)

Service: 2.8
Presentation: 1.2
Quality: 1.0
Value: 0.6

Comments: "Worst Parmi ever", almost opposite value to the Earl, Scott's meal looked straight from the local meat dept, and further:

-Instead of butterfly cut, it was cut in 2 halves and joined in the center with the cheese (1st picture)
-Due to above, cheese leaked to the center and underneath meat and chips (2nd picture)
-Rubbery meat, but not too bad
-Low grade cheese melted resulting in lumped spots
-Again cannot believe Scott got served a supermarket budget piece of beef.

Score: 1.4

(Taken with a Sony Ericsson K750i phone and noise reduced)