Chow's Schnitzel Review Tour

adelaide '06/07

Review: 18th May 2007

Windy Point Cafe (2nd to last review ever), maybe I should have patented my famous schnitzel review rating system. In addition, this week's review was foiled by the restaurant removing schnitzels from their menu without updating anything for us to read beforehand, so we've decided to penalise them with the lowest marks possible!

I-had-Butter-Chicken-Curry-instead-of-a-schnitzel Schnitzel (Special)

Service: 0.0 - Curry gets 4.3
Presentation: 0.0 - Curry gets 3.0
Quality: 0.0 - Curry gets 3.8
Value: 0.0 - Curry gets 2.1

Comments: "Wow, this schnitzel tastes surprisingly like butter chicken!", very disappointing with no schnitzels, on the other hand the curry was quite pleasant, excellent sauce with mild-high hotness and the chicken melted in your mouth, also disappointing that they have beers from around the world but no Toohey's Extra Dry, good views but only reccomended for special occaisions.

Score: 0.0 - Curry gets 3.3

I-had-a-Pork-something-or-rather-with parmesan-cheese-instead-of-a-schnitzel Schnitzel (Special)

Service: 0.0 - Pork gets 4.6
Presentation: 0.0 - Pork gets 2.8
Quality: 0.0 - Pork gets 4.2
Value: 0.0 - Pork gets 2.2

Comments: "I think my schnitzel came from another intergalactic dimension”, very disappointed that their great tasting veal schnitzels were removed without updating their menu for our knowledge especially when their establishment is very high class, it's something I would have expected to happen instantly, otherwise my pork thing was very nice (I can't remember what it was called and it's not important anyway), good tomato based sauce with tasty pork meat and stuffing on the inside, top views over the city and silver service waiters who put napkins on your lap, lesson learned - don't come here for schnitzels!

Score: 0.0 - Pork gets 3.45

(Taken with a Sony Ericsson K750i phone and noise reduced)