Pelvic-thrust Pool

This is not unlike normal pool, except the force being applied to the balls via the white ball via the cue must come solely from the player's pelvis. We also play with fewer balls on the table because potting them usually takes much longer. Five coloured balls is suggested.

The player sits the cue on his or her hands to keep it in line and rests the back of the cue against the top of his or her pants or belt-buckle or whatever.

The pelvis is then thrusted forward, pushing the end of the cue into the white ball. Drunks, idiots and drunken idiots around you will laugh - do not be alarmed! This is to be expected.

To demonstrate the motion needed with more clarity, here is an animated gif of the previous two images.

Here is the same animation, but faster! If you find any music that syncs up with the thrusting, please mail me and tell me.

Headbutt Pool

Headbutt pool is another variation on the standard pool game, this time for two teams of two players. Whereas in Pelvic-Thrust Pool the force comes from the pelvis, here the force is delivered by a player's head. This game is even more difficult than Pelvic-Thrust Pool, so only three coloured balls is recommended.

One player holds the cue underneath with both hands and lines up the shot. The second player on that team crouches down behind the butt-end of the cue.

Upon the player holding the cue giving an auditory signal, the player crouching behind jolts his or her head forward into the butt of the cue, causing the other end of the cue to knock into the white ball. This kind of hurts.

Here is an animation of the process.

Romex

Words later. Pictures now!

Fridge-Sledding

We found one of those old fridges with the rounded doors being thrown out somewhere, took it home, removed the door, removed all the useless crap from the door and bolted the top of a plastic chair to it. Voila! The fridge-sled was born.

Look at the beautiful digital grain on that.

Mmm - grain. This was also the night we set fire to the stereo from Cowan's car. I'm still not sure why.

And here's where Cowan flipped his car:

The arrow on the sign gives a pretty good description of what he did too.
Here's the same image, but with MAXIMUM JPEG COMPRESSION for ultra-fast downloading:

And here's a toy raptor inside a doll-house:

This isn't really a game at all, is it? Just some stuff that we did. The fridge-sled gets dragged around behind a car - something I haven't actually witnessed except for on film. I'll see if I can obtain some of said film and put it up here.

Reg the Talking Cow

Back in the day I had a strange piece of software called 'Klik & Play'. I spent many hours making games and things with varying levels of success. My greatest work was an action game featuring a comic character of mine from early high school: The Adventures of Pete and His Amazing Lack of Foresight. Unfortunately, a hard drive crash ensured that the world will never witness the incredible graphics, sound and gameplay because I could never be bothered doing it again. Reg the Talking Cow was probably the next best thing I made. I'll put it up here as soon. Real soon.

the Jason Game

Another Klik & Play game, this one programmed by Chow, based on one of his characters. I don't think he ever actually finished it, but it's still one of the greatest things ever made. Again, I'll put this up here soon. Geez.

Also coming soon: 'Boring Pool', 'Guess the Length of Stuff', 'Wedge', 'HOOPIES', Josh's sweet diving move known as 'the Header', 'Balance 50c Coins on Each Other', 'Bowling with Empty Beer Bottles as Skittles', 'Will the Beer Bottle Survive a Slow Roll Down Some Stairs', 'Jack-Up the Price on eBay Auctions You Don't Think You'll Win' and anything else I can think of. Check back every few minutes to make sure you don't miss anything!